I was one of the judges at a graduate research showcase today. All research projects were great. There was a police officer from Indiana who studies the use of drones in policing and a doctor from Tanzania who does research on antibiotic resistance.
And then there was a guy who does linguistics. It’s not what is called linguistics anywhere else on the planet but in North America linguistics is a whole other thing.
“14,29% of subjects in my study said they prefer this method of language learning,” said the graduate researcher meaningfully.
“And how many people total did you have in the study?” I asked.
“Seven!” reported the researcher happily.
I had to pinch my thigh so hard to avoid laughing that I now have a bruise.