This is a destroyed plant in Lisichansk, in East Ukraine. The lumpenized elements that have joined Russian terrorists will not rest until they destroy every remaining industry in the region. A productive society is their greatest enemy.

This coffee shop hates the Starbucks pretentiousness of venti/grande/tall as much as I do.

The chapter leader of my sorority brought me cupcakes. She is the most elegant person I have seen on this campus (aside from me). This woman wears a white coat, and you just can’t compete with that.

I’m practicing the terrifying glare I will inflict on the students who didn’t show up for the final. Would this scare you? I still have 20 minutes to keep practicing.

I understand that this is a joke but it’s not a funny one. Especially, since I just had to explain to a cashier that a cucumber and an acorn squash are not the same thing. If you’ve ever seen both, you’d know why this isn’t funny either.