And of course some enemy of humanity installed an Apple computer in the smart classroom where I teach this semester. Now I can’t turn it on because – and this might be because of my flu – I have no idea where the actual body of the computer is. I found the monitor with an apple on it, the projector panel, the sound system, the VCR, the DVD, but not the computer itself.
So you can just imagine my call to technical support.
“The computer in my classroom doesn’t work!”
“OK, have you tried turning it on?”
“I can’t find this big box with the button I need to press to turn it on. I looked everywhere!”
IT person in an aside to a colleague, “I wonder who gives out PhDs to such doofuses.”