This is the second day in a row I’ve worked for over 12 hours with no breaks, so all I have energy left for is sharing some silly jokes. Anybody who wants to share silly jokes of their own, feel free.
Joke 1.
– Does your husband like it when you talk to him during sex.
– No, not really.
– Why not?
– He isn’t really into talking on the phone that much.
Joke 2.
A zoophile, a pedophile, and an extreme-sex lover are sitting in the same jail cell.
Zoophile: It would be so nice to have a cat here with us.
Pedophile: Better yet, a kitten.
Extreme-sex lover: Meow??
Joke 3. (I’m a Jew, so I can tell Jewish jokes.)
Jews get everything after a lot of hardship and struggle. But they get everything.
Joke 4. (This is still a Jewish joke.)
Jesus is preaching: He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone!
Immediately, a stone is thrown in his direction.
Jesus: Mom, how many times did I ask you not to interrupt me when I’m at work?
Joke 5. (You won’t get it if you are not from an FSU country)
A boy is playing outside.
Mom: Vania, Vania! You need to come home now!
Vania: Is it because I’m hungry, Mommy?
Mom: No, it’s because you are cold.
And this is a joke from a real-life rabbi:
What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law? You aim and you shoot again.
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