Unsolicited Penises

This post on why people send unsolicited penis photos reminded me of the following joke:

A man walks into a doctor’s office, takes out his penis, and flops it silently on the doctor’s desk.

“Does it hurt?” the doctor asks.


“Any unusual excretions?”


“Does it itch?”


“Does it seem too small to you?”


“Too big?”


“Then what??” the doctor finally explodes.

“Isn’t it nice?” the man asks, hopefully.

2 thoughts on “Unsolicited Penises

  1. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

    When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

    The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.”


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