The Evil Twin

~ Clarissa

From a student’s essay:

Sexual desire is the evil twin of love.

I so deserve a raise.

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  4. Sometimes I wish I was an evil twin so that I could take malicious glee in complicating the life of my goody two shoes sappy twin.

    At other times I wish I had an evil twin…. so that I could join him in his joyously destructive lifestyle. Divided we’re stuck in an endlessly boring cycle of good vs evil, united we show this planet who’s in charge! (hint: US! Back to your honey-making worker bees!)

    Maybe I should have kept that to myself….

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  5. Hahahahaha….. Discussing sexual desire…
    I used to go with my sister to the gym and, in our way there, we saw every day a friendly homeless-looking gentleman giving away Kleenex tissues for a little change. Since the very first day he started saluting us: Hi, good morning and we used to respond the same way. Since the past month, sister and I haven’t had compatible schedules and I go on my own. The very first day he saw me alone he stopped me, stood in front of me and asked: Where is your friend?. I responded that I did not know and ran away. He’s been repeating the same question every day until I told him: “She is not my friend, she is my sister, we had an argument and you won’t see us together in a while”. And I ran away. Next day I passed by real quick and he shouted: “Why did you fight with your sister. She is nice..” and next day he managed to stop me and asked: Is it true that you fought your sister?. She is nice and I like her very much”. I thought he was nice and funny and responded: “Don’t worry, I didn’t fight with sister. It was a joke”. Then he said: “I like your sister very much. Is she married?. I said: “She is not married now”. Again he emphasized how infatuated he was with my sister.

    Yesterday, he said: “Listen, where is your sister?. I keep thinking about her because I like her very much. You know, I like sport and I go every day to The Sierra with my bike…you know… I have a very good mountain bike, a competition one… and I’d like very much to go there with your sister…. You think that she will come with me?”. I could only respond: “ I don’t know, you can try if you see her around”….

    When I told my youngest this morning she was really upset with me and said: “Mom, are you out of your mind? Do you think aunt Cookie will ever go out to The Sierra with a homeless looking man?. She would certainly do it with Donald Trump but not with this guy?… Why should you give him any hope?…… Honey, I don’t know but life is full of surprises and you never know. Besides, everybody has the right to dream about impossible dreams…..

    What do you think Clarissa and posters?. Has this nice, funny guy any chance to go out with sister in his mountain bike?….. Maybe that’s sexual desire…….

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    1. I get the feeling he is interested in you more than in your sister. You are the one he keeps talking to.

      “When I told my youngest this morning she was really upset with me and said: “Mom, are you out of your mind? Do you think aunt Cookie will ever go out to The Sierra with a homeless looking man?. She would certainly do it with Donald Trump but not with this guy?”

      – The homeless-looking guy can always turn out to be a millionaire in disguise and vice versa. So I wouldn’t rely much on appearances.

      Does he look very scary that you keep trying to run away from him?

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  6. I don’t run away from anybody Clarissa. My purpose in the morning is to get to the gym as soon as possible and and get it done. I also use the distance between home and the gym and preheating time. I usually stop as a courtesy to the person in front of me. I don’t have a maid either. So, I have to hurry up to get things done.

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