Ukrainian Digest

The anti-terrorist operation in Ukraine drags on. The problem is that Ukrainian soldiers can’t approach the border with Russia without getting massively shelled from the Russian territory. They obviously can’t fire a single shot back because this will give Russia an excuse to invade openly without hiding behind the pretext of “separatists in Ukraine.” And if the Ukrainians can’t approach the border, they can’t stem the heavy tide of sophisticated weaponry and resources crossing over from Russia all day long.

In the meanwhile, the EU has issued a new round of “sanctions” that have all of Russia in a fit of uproarious laughter. What the EU has been doing in order to simulate efforts to discipline Russia was choose a list of inconsequential individuals who have never exhibited any interest in visiting the EU and prohibit such visits to them. Things would have been much better without these public displays of impotence on EU’s part.

Russia is accusing the US of bringing down flight 17, and the really intensely brainless among the Americans and Western Europeans are actually buying into the story.

The “leader of Ukrainian separatists” Strelkov-Girkin, who is neither Ukrainian nor a separatist, seems to be one of the animals who participated in the ethnic cleansing of Bosnian Muslims in Yugoslavia.

I keep seeing articles telling me that the Kremlin is panicking, terrified of what it has done. This is nothing but wishful thinking with a soupçon of projection. There is no evidence that the mood in the Kremlin is anything but triumphant.

How to Buy the Book?

By massive popular request, the way to purchase the book is by sending an email to: 

Carmen Urioste <carmen.urioste@me.com>

The title is: Growing Up in an Inhospitable World: Female Bildungsroman in Spain. The ISBN is : 978-0-9794480-3-4. The price is: $15.

It is hard-cover, with gold lettering on the cover, and very pretty. I really wish my name were featured in bigger letters on the cover. Well, maybe next time.

The South-East of Ukraine

People living in the area around the crash site of the Malaysia Airlines flight are posting in the social networks photos of objects taken from the dead bodies: tubes of mascara and lipstick, wallets, scarves. It doesn’t even remotely occur to them that there might be anything wrong about this form of scavenging.

The South-East is miners’ country, and this is what the landscape looks like. You can see these mountains of used up and discarded land everywhere. And everything around is covered with a film of black dust.

These are people with social network profiles, which means gadgets and Internet access. This means these are not poor, desperate people. They are just indifferent.

The South-East of Ukraine is a very peculiar region. I know it well because that’s where the Ukrainian side of the family is from. Donetsk, Lugansk, Gorlovka, Kramatorsk, Torez, Lisichansk – these are not just names of places to me. It feels like I spent my entire childhood on a bus to Lisichansk. So I know better than most why the Russian terrorists are so enormously successful in that area of Ukraine in a way they never managed to succeed in Kharkiv, Dnepropetrovsk or Odessa.

One of my aunts came over from Donetsk two weeks ago. Her young and healthy daughters had dispatched the 60-year-old mother to Canada to work and send them money. Neither the daughters not their husbands are or have ever been interested in supporting themselves. They are now pestering the miserable mother with the endless, “But how come you still haven’t made any money?” on Skype. That the mother has no work visa and speaks no English is of no interest to them.

Ukrainian South-East is an area where the population is passive, inert and infantilized to the extreme. The refugees from the region who move to Russia are reported as throwing endless tantrums that the clothes and cell phones Russians are providing to them as humanitarian aid are not of the most expensive and fashionable bands.

Russia Loses Sexy Geckos

I was so sure that this was a metaphor referring to Russian terrorists in Ukraine that I stared at the screen for 10 minutes trying to figure it out:

Russian scientists have lost contact with an experimental satellite filled with geckos that was to be the focus of new research on animal sex in zero-gravity. . . “So, there is only one-way communication,” a spokesperson for mission control was quoted as saying by news agency ITAR-Tass, adding that engineers were looking to fix the problem in case life systems were disrupted, killing the creatures on board.

I should stop reading news before I become fully awake.

A Brilliant Insight Into Academic Life

If only more people realized this:

But it’s really important for me to learn how to love myself again, not just because it’s a basis of good psychological health; I’m planning on becoming an academic. How can I be a successful academic if I don’t like myself? Part of that career involves spending a LOT of time alone with myself researching, writing, and editing. That’s a recipe for failure if you’re disturbed by your own company and want to smother it by going out to socialize.

There are so many people literally unraveling and driving everybody around them up a wall who need to get this.

American Exceptionalism

Rush Limbaugh is vociferating on the radio (sorry, people, I’m now a driver, so there’s a lot of radio) that Liberals hate the idea of American Exceptionalism. He couldn’t be more wrong. Their Exceptionalism is powerful that it eclipses Rush’s completely. Here is an example:

The NPR is a mouthpiece for the most outdated and extreme Putinoid propaganda that Putin himself has quietly left behind. Ian Welsh is engaging in public fits of pro-Putin hysteria. The Nation is celebrating Putin. They love him to distraction in spite of his decidedly anti-Liberal agenda. Putin’s war on women, gays, ethnic and religious minorities, social assistance programs, dissidents,
the poor and the middle class is of no consequences to these ultra-Liberals. All they care about is that Putin blames the US for all of world’s ills and this feeds their delusions of grandiosity.

This is all there is to it, folks. These NPR Ian Welshes don’t care about anything as long as their diseased and obsessive love for the US is given a voice.

Limbaugh is into American Exceptionalism but at least he’s into other things, too. This breed of Liberals isn’t. They will do or say anything to achieve the short-lived high of feeling that the whole world recognizes their importance.

Radio Choices

So N came home today and freaked me out with weird pro-Putin speeches the likes of which I had never heard from him.

“WTF STFU LOL KGB FSB USSR but WTF???” I inquired.

“You suggested that I switch from the preacher radio station to something else to expand my listening choices,” he explained.

Later in the evening I took N’s car to go to the store and discovered that his new station was the NPR. First, the commentators discussed – with the kind of mind-numbing earnestness that is the tragic flaw of Liberals everywhere – whether the poverty in Central America was caused by Reaganites or US drug addicts. No other options were offered, of course.

I thought nothing could possibly be more stupid than this discussion and decided to wait for the next segment. It featured a conversation on how you can “enhance the emotional well-being of your cat” so that it “experiences the world as fully as possible” and “doesn’t nag you”. If your cat has an eating disorder, the commentators shared, you need to hide its food in rolls of toilet paper and behind books on bookshelves so that it can hunt “just like it would do in the wilderness.”

“Sick fucks,” I said, switching the station over to the preachers where I heard the sensible advice to keep my dirty tea towels in 3 different boxes to make doing laundry easier. At least, this was not followed with fake concern about Central Americans. which was an improvement already.

Schuman Banned by Russia

The talented Rebecca Schuman whom I adore for, among other things, for supporting Ukraine and saying that Russia’s economy “an oligarchic empire of blood-thirsty hyper-capitalist thugs” has been banned in Russia. Having one’s blog blocked by the censorship of the Russian federation is a sign that one is one the right track.

Of course, I’m now kind of (actually, very) envious that the Russians banned Schuman but haven’t deemed my blog worthy of banning. Hello, Russians! I’m sitting right here, telling the world that your President sucks dick and you are stupid for supporting him. My posts on Putin’s disfiguring Botox treatments and his ridiculous vanity are legendary. My analysis of Russia’s stupid imperialism is profound and insightful.

Wake up and ban me already.

Dutch Balls

The only person in Netherlands with some balls only has tiny little ones:

Pieter Broertjes, the mayor of the city of Hilversum, used a radio interview on Wednesday morning to call for 29-year-old Maria Putin, who is said to live in Voorschoten with her Dutch boyfriend, to be thrown out of the country. . . Broertjes later apologised for his remarks via Twitter, saying they were “not wise”, but adding that “they stemmed from a feeling of helplessness that many will recognise”.

Of course, all of these disgusting freaks should have been thrown out of civilized countries back in February when sanctions still could have had some effect. But even today it would make sense not to keep these Europe-hating losers living the high life in Europe on the money they got from their banditry. 

They Are Still Doing It

By the way, the terrorists who brought down Flight MH17 are still shooting into the skies. They have brought down 2 Ukrainian carriers since the tragedy of Flight MH17. There is absolutely no reason for them to fear the consequences, so they just keep doing it.