I found a new magazine at the newsstand, skimmed the first page and found a “this is the worst year in the recorded history, the news are too depressing, apocalypse is looming” editorial.
“Ah, a Liberal magazine! ” I concluded and gladly bought it.
The magazine, however, turned out to be as conservative as they come, offering a painfully long and weird discussion on what makes one a real Jew, a disturbingly accurate analysis of Obama ‘ s foreign policy, an undeniably true assessment of the Democrat voters as having given up on the possibility that their politicians will ever give them anything but gay marriage, and a hilarious account of John Kerry ‘ s doomed efforts to negotiate between Israel and Palestine. There is even a timid joke about Sarah Palin. Of course, this is all peppered with a heavy dose of the boring Fox New-style rhetoric but if you look past that, the journal is very enjoyable.
I think I would have loved it. Is it some kind of Jewish magazine (since Jews seem to be given much attention)?
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