I’m a horrible wife, people, and overall a sorry excuse for a human being.
Here is what happened. A colleague, let’s call her Liliana, left a gift in my mailbox with the following note (in Spanish):
Dear Clarissa, this is a small gift for you and N. This is handmade soap that I made from glycerin, olive oil, and some natural oils. I hope you enjoy it. Merry Christmas!
“It’s so nice of Liliana to give me this candy,” I thought. “But she is such an eccentric person. Why does she call candy “soap”? And who the hell uses glycerin to make candy?”
When N came home, I handed him Liliana’s gift and said, “Here is some candy from Liliana. It’s for you.” I genuinely believed it was candy because, for some unfathomable reason, I decided it had to be.
N opened his mouth and stuffed the entire (small) soap bar inside. And then suddenly started spitting and ran away to the bathroom.
I urgently need some rest. I’m becoming dangerous to myself and others.
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It could have been worse, you could have mistaken it for something with ham and sliced it up as an appetizer or made sandwiches from it (jabon/jamon is a mistake I’ve made a time or two).
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“It could have been worse, you could have mistaken it for something with ham and sliced it up as an appetizer or made sandwiches from it (jabon/jamon is a mistake I’ve made a time or two).”
– The difference is that I would have eaten the ham myself. 🙂 I’m the ham person in the family. N is the sweets person.
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Most importantly, do you still have a part of the soap in your hands?
And not inside N. and / or inside your garbage can. 🙂
So that you would be able to try whether it has a good smell and how it feels on the hands.
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“So that you would be able to try whether it has a good smell and how it feels on the hands.”
– Yes, it hasn’t all been eaten. 🙂 🙂
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Poor N.
When he finished washing his mouth out, how did he react?
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“When he finished washing his mouth out, how did he react?”
– For the next 30 minutes or so, we wept with laughter, rolling on the floor and beating our heads against the floorboards. I was afraid I was going to pop anotehr blood vessel in my eye because it was just too funny.
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