“Why does everybody say that youth is the best time of one’s life and that being young is amazing? I’m young but I don’t feel amazing at all.”
“That’s because everything that comes after is even worse.”
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If you are over the age of thirty and you have achieved absolutely nothing in life, this means you are a good, honest human being.
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A boy who spent his childhood browsing websites was shocked when he went outside and saw fully clothed women.
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“When I get drunk, I fear nobody!”
“Not even your wife?”
“Man, I never managed to get that drunk!”
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Our enemies are very stupid. They think we are the enemy when, in reality, they are the enemy.
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And finally, the clearest answer to the question of why Russians hate Americans so much:
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