“Why does everybody say that youth is the best time of one’s life and that being young is amazing? I’m young but I don’t feel amazing at all.”
“That’s because everything that comes after is even worse.”
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If you are over the age of thirty and you have achieved absolutely nothing in life, this means you are a good, honest human being.
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A boy who spent his childhood browsing websites was shocked when he went outside and saw fully clothed women.
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“When I get drunk, I fear nobody!”
“Not even your wife?”
“Man, I never managed to get that drunk!”
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Our enemies are very stupid. They think we are the enemy when, in reality, they are the enemy.
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And finally, the clearest answer to the question of why Russians hate Americans so much:
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Those are actually Polish products…
There’s a Kujawski vegetable oil bottle, Dosia cleaning powder* and Ludwik, the king of dish detergents (it seems almost all foreigners in Poland come to love Ludwik and think of it as the best detergent ever).
The picture reminds me of “redneck engineering” pictures (my favorite was the “redneck fire alarm” (a pan of jiffy pop popcorn hanging on the wall).
In other news, I’m back from my atlantic vacation, details possibly to follow (nothing at all dramatic but maybe a curious thing or two).
*I’m not sure if it’s a Polish company but the Dosia name seems to be used only in Poland.
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They don’t produce any of their foods. It’s all imported.
Welcome back! 🙂
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I assume there’s some cultural connection with this.
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Exactly. 🙂 You have amazing memory. I had no recollection that I even wrote this. But it’s a good post. 🙂
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