Dramatic Changes

It still freaks me out to drive on the highway, so I yell Ukrainian folk songs at the top of my lungs as I drive to relieve the stress. And when I run out of songs in my limited repertoire, I turn on a country music station.

After decades of detesting country music and beer, I now never listen to anything but country and never drink any alcohol but beer. I do both extremely rarely but it still freaks N out. He’s afraid of these dramatic changes I’m given to.

And this is a picture of an anti – Putin beer created in Ukraine:

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17 thoughts on “Dramatic Changes

  1. Country music lyrics (from the 1950’s till the early 90’s or so) are awesome.

    “Youre just a Coca Cola cowboy,
    You got an Eastwood smile, and Robert Redford hair.
    But you walked across my heart like it was Texas,
    And you taught me how to say I just don’t care”

    or

    “She’s acting single,
    I’m drinking doubles.
    I hide my pain,
    I drown my troubles.

    My heart is breaking,
    Like the tiny bubbles.
    She’s acting single,
    I’m drinking doubles.”

    or

    “Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.
    And I went to pick her up in the rain.
    But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck,
    She got runned over by a damned old train.”

    Ah, poetry!

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  2. Musically, Country Music is simple. It and Filk are the only genres of music I can listen to while driving. Anything else is too distracting, making it difficult to pay attention to the other traffic. This is hazardous.

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      1. I’m usually listening to “apocalyptic rave music” when I’m forced to drive …

        Well, that and the likes of Hybrid Soundsystem from Swansea, who makes music that’s somewhere between electro-classical and apocalyptic rave music.

        Something like this, actually:

        But usually because I’m listening to the news, it really sounds something like this when I drive:

        🙂

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  3. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE ROAD
    99 BOTTLES OF BEER

    [couldn’t resist 🙂 ]

    Clarissa is secretly a Charlie Daniels fan anyway … 🙂

    [imagines Clarissa rolling down Interstate 57 with “Uneasy Rider” playing at full volume …]

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      1. CHARLIE DANIELS IS A WHISKY?

        HAW HAW HAW … CHARLIE ISN’T JACK’S BROTHER! 🙂

        Have a sip of this:

        🙂

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  4. Only when I drive on the highway does driving makes sense to me. Otherwise, on a residential street, I see death everywhere. I know it does not make any sense.

    You drinking beer? Now that is something I would like to see.

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    1. When I told my sister over the phone about the beer and the country music yesterday, there was a long pause and then she said, “Go away and put my sister back on the phone. I have no idea who you are.”

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          1. You don’t like cauliflower either? It’s so delicious. Especially when roasted. I could eat roasted caulflower every day of the week. 🙂

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