“Instruction to Have Sex”

Carnegie Mellon University has conducted the weirdest experiment I can think of and has arrived at the painfully obvious conclusion:

The findings seem to indicate that “the instruction to have more sex leads to a decline in wanting for sex and in enjoyment of sex.”

Yes, normal healthy people don’t get sexually aroused because somebody tells them to. How utterly shocking. The “scientist” who conducted the test doesn’t mean that his findings necessarily mean that sex is evil.