The Psychoanalytic Version of the Debates

Eleven people stood on stage yelping, “Daddy issues! Daddy issues! Daddy’s penis is too big, I want it to be so small that I won’t even be able to see it! Daddy can’t get anything right! I defy him!”

“And Mommy issues, too!” Marco Rubio would interject every once in a while.

And that was it.

And, of course, the Democrats were going all, “Mommy issues!  Mommy issues! Mommy went away and I’m cold and scared! Mommy needs to come back and bring the booby!” in their debate.

4 thoughts on “The Psychoanalytic Version of the Debates

  1. You watched this debate yesterday? I tuned out Lindsay Graham threatening to beat Putin up. and Carson’s tithing, and Ted Cruz not admitting that his face is his “greatest weakness”( why did anyone think this standard interview question would elicit any interesting or useful answers?).

    At any rate, I found their apparent psychoanalytic issues boring as I had just listened to the entire Hamilton musical soundtrack and found the first few pages of the Ron Chernow biography.

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