Winner

Hey, so remember that “pro-life, pro-guns, I-have-a-massive-case-of-erectile-dysfunction-but-no-knowledge-or-skills” candidate in Missouri?

He won the primary.

Go to the link if you want to see his ads. It’s not ok to mock people with physical impairments, so try not to giggle too loudly.

5 thoughts on “Winner

  1. “I’m the video game avatar for that MMPORG first person shooter you play over XBox Live. I’m now running for office. Listen to my trash talk. Fear me, Army Reserve, I will put you to use.”

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  2. Looks like post-nation-state political fluidity to me. With government disinvesting from so many of its traditional functions there’s not much in the way of real issues to talk about.

    So politics becomes degraded into crude symbolism and slogans as voters aren’t voting for someone to actually do anything – they’re voting for avatars of their identity (even more so than usual).

    He invokes some issues (far removed from anything a governor is supposed to be concerned with) doesn’t actually say anything and provides a powerful visual image set for a public that’s always mentally preparing (though never prepared) for war.

    And really, seeing this in phallic terms is beneath you – it’s like analyses of Melania’s and Hillary’s white dresses (one is apparently racist dog-whistling and the other a symbol of hope!)

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    1. Great analysis. 😃 You are absolutely right, politicians become clowns because all they can really do is entertain. And only the people who cling to the old-fashioned ways of doing things mind. Like me.

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