It turns out that those cheap little cell phones without a contract are not really called burners. And when you demand a burner cell phone at Walmart, people start treating you all weird.
15 responses to “Burner”
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Ha ha. I think burner is like ‘perp’. You’re only allowed to use it if you’re playing a law enforcement officer on TV. 😀
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Yeah, I got it from TV shows. It must have sounded beyond ridiculous. 😄
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“when you demand a burner cell phone at Walmart, people start treating you all weird.”
Maybe they thought you were demanding a Samsung Galaxy Note 7. 🙂
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Ha ha ha! Great joke!!!
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What do they call them, if they don’t call them burner phones? Just cheap phones?
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Prepaid or pay-as-you-go phones.
If you are a perp or a mobster, you get to call them burners.LikeLike
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The store assistant asked me if I expected a very high volume of calls on this. . . erm, burner. 😄
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Why did they look at you funny, Clarissa?
Several years ago I walked into a cell phone store and asked about “burners” the cell phone salesperson didn’t blink but just pointed me to a wall. I either look innocent or they were used to people asking about “burners”, or just happy I hadn’t figured out Google Voice. ( I had a flip phone.) I said I wanted to replicate this woman’s experiment which is exactly as bananas as it sounds (I abandoned the idea as quickly as I had it. It was too expensive and unworkable on the site I wanted to use it on. Plus it didn’t jibe with my personality at all.)
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I hate Walmart, so I probably looked shifty and uncomfortable.
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Context is everything. I’m laughing hysterically since I know what your area is like. If you were in Chicago, LA or New York, no one would bat an eyelash.
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