Burner

It turns out that those cheap little cell phones without a contract are not really called burners. And when you demand a burner cell phone at Walmart, people start treating you all weird.

15 thoughts on “Burner

  1. Ha ha. I think burner is like ‘perp’. You’re only allowed to use it if you’re playing a law enforcement officer on TV. 😀

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  2. “when you demand a burner cell phone at Walmart, people start treating you all weird.”

    Maybe they thought you were demanding a Samsung Galaxy Note 7. 🙂

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      1. Oh. I know people whose sole cell phone is prepaid, so I guess I just thought they were regular cell phones. For some reason “burner phone” calls to mind a person who has a regular phone and a disposable one on the side.

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  3. Why did they look at you funny, Clarissa?

    Several years ago I walked into a cell phone store and asked about “burners” the cell phone salesperson didn’t blink but just pointed me to a wall. I either look innocent or they were used to people asking about “burners”, or just happy I hadn’t figured out Google Voice. ( I had a flip phone.) I said I wanted to replicate this woman’s experiment which is exactly as bananas as it sounds (I abandoned the idea as quickly as I had it. It was too expensive and unworkable on the site I wanted to use it on. Plus it didn’t jibe with my personality at all.)

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  4. Context is everything. I’m laughing hysterically since I know what your area is like. If you were in Chicago, LA or New York, no one would bat an eyelash.

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