True Western

 The shady oligarchs who control Ukraine have never really changed their position: They don’t want Putin to take over the country since his power would threaten their privilege and wealth. But they also don’t want Ukraine to become a true Western country, with a bunch of irritating accountants and lawyers picking over their books, taxing their profits, and generally impeding their ability to loot.

‘Cause shady oligarchs totally don’t control “true Western countries” and their privilege and wealth are very much threatened by accountants lawyers.

What is this fellow smoking because I really want some right now.

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