I’m like the fellow in that old joke about a Soviet engineer who says, “I tell my wife I’m with the mistress. I tell the mistress I’m with the wife. And in the meanwhile, I hide in a corner and work, work, work.”
All I’ve done in Houston is hide in dark corners to work on my book. Loving Houston so far.
Indoors, you don’t have to deal with chiggers, or “asps”, a variety of a stinging caterpillar:
http://citybugs.tamu.edu/factsheets/biting-stinging/others/ent-3010/
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You should be networking! Go work the room! Practice your elevator pitch! Schmooze liked you’ve never schmoozed before!
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It’s like we’ve never met. And I mean, true, we’ve never met. But come on. 😉
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You can do it! Imagine that every person you make small talk with and charm brings you that much closer to your dream job.
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Ok, ok, I’ll try. 🙂😥😣
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“I’ll try”
Do it for the grad students! (the beginning of the little known Donna Summer song “She works hard for her research” surges)
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I’m all over the place today.
This is Columbia, an Ivy League college. These are the children of rich, north-east liberals.
http://deadspin.com/here-are-the-racist-sexist-text-messages-that-put-colu-1788867450
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I went to grad school in Arizona and fell in love with the Southwest: the desert, the space, and the sun. The cacti, even the snakes and scorpions! I have enjoyed Houston and Austin every time I visited. If Texas weren’t so ridiculously red and gun-happy, I think I’d like to move there. (DH says over his dead body :-)).
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” If Texas weren’t so ridiculously red and gun-happy”
Well Houston (the one time I was there) was about as far as desert as can be imagined. The ride from the airport into town looked almost exactly like the ride from Tampa airport to the interior. The local accents were even very similar which made things very weird for me.
I remember as a kid laughing at the old New Mexico – Land of Enchantment license plates but complete fell in love with New Mexico when I passed through it (another sublime mexican food experience as well in Las Vegas (they have one two, it means something like ‘lowlands’). Southwest Colorado (the final part of that state I got to know) was also wonderful.
I especially liked the Navajo radio station(s) which is what I listened to the entire time going through that reception area.
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“as far as desert”
“as far away from desert”
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