I have no house key (gave it to my parents), no car (gave it to my husband), and no office key (left it at home).
I managed to get myself home from work courtesy of Uber but I can’t get inside the house. It’s hot and I’m very thirsty. I’m sitting on the verandah, looking at a big fat bottle of mineral water in my dinner table that I can’t reach because I’m locked out.
My parents have never lived in a small American town, so they lock up so tight you’d think this is Fort Knox.

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