Back to Normal
So I finally asked an actual accountant and she says our taxes will be lower next year thanks to the new tax bill. The refund will be $5,000 instead of almost $2,000 with everything else remaining identical.
“But this is just a few insignificant crumbs we get thrown while the big corporations are the ones that make out like bandits!” the accountant immediately reminds.
And I’m like, “Hey, you are the one who voted for Trump, what are you complaining about now?”
And she’s like, “All of the money this country makes goes to foreign aid to help complete strangers who hate us!”
And I’m like, “Finally, you are back to your normal self.”