I took my kid to the park today, and there was this elderly lady in a mask. She’d pull the mask down every 20 seconds to puff on a cigarette. Then she’d put the mask back. She was a chain smoker, so this went on and on.

I’m glad to see senior citizens being so health-conscious.

3 responses to “Now I’ve Seen Everything”

  1. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    🤣 When nicotine gum doesn’t cut it, it doesn’t cut it. And a $300/week habit is probably too expensive for her.

    Did Klara notice?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      The lady seemed fascinated with us and kept following us around. Really annoying. I don’t care about her mask but the fresh air is the whole reason I take my kid out. Is it entirely necessary to puff in her face?

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  2. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    Hey, let the old lady die on her own terms.

    Did she really get close enough to Klara for her smoky breath to matter?

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