People Everywhere

UFOs, schmoufos. I’m lying in my bathtub, staring at the clouds in the sky, when suddenly there’s a person hovering above me. Yes, in a hang glider. It’s still disturbing. The whole point of having a house that backs into nature is not to see people out of the window.

I’d honestly rather eat toenails than go in a hang glider. It’s terrifying! People are weird.