When You’ve Worked Too Much

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Clarissa

August 16, 2022

I’m doing a write-up on a survey of the opinions of faculty in my unit and discover that one person says that the Chair doesn’t meet with them informally.

“Who, who is this ungrateful bastard?” I bellow. “Who is so eager for a meeting with me, and should I grant their wish immediately in a very painful manner?”

Then I remember that I also was surveyed, and the ungrateful bastard who didn’t report any meetings with me was quite obviously… me.

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5 responses to “When You’ve Worked Too Much”

methylethyl

August 16, 2022

Clearly, you need to have more informal meetings with yourself!

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cliff arroyo

August 16, 2022

“the ungrateful bastard”

you should be the bigger person and take the ungrateful bastard to an all day spa or a few long walks in the woods with Klara…. that’ll learn her!

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Post Alley Crackpot

August 16, 2022

Court of the 4th District of the Self-Accused

Rt Hon Lord Whisky (Scots) and Rt Hon Lord Bourbon, presiding

Motion to dismiss for lack of evidence that you talk to yourself

DENIED

So you do have meetings with yourself after all! 🙂

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Pen

August 16, 2022

Does this mean you only meet with yourself formally?

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1. Clarissa
  
  August 16, 2022
  
  Yes, I refuse to talk to myself unless I call myself “my very esteemed colleague Professor Such and Such.” 🙂
  
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