Back in September, the Russian media informed their readers and viewers that the British were so impoverished they couldn’t afford shampoo, toilet paper and soap.
About a month ago, the Russian media informed their readers and viewers that the British had cut down all the trees in their parks to use as firewood.
Today, the Russian media informed their readers and viewers that the British are starving and are reduced to eating the leftovers of dog and cat food that their pets haven’t finished.
What’s the next step in this logical progression? Will the imaginary Brits eat their pets? Storm the Buckingham Palace to conduct a socialist revolution? Ask to be annexed by the prosperous Russia? I can’t wait to find out.
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