Norway also has its race hoaxes. A dude called Hamse Ali claimed back in September that he was attacked by a bunch of Norwegian racists who racistly racisted him with slurs and beatings.
Overwhelmed with guilt, Norwegians started marching in torchlight processions, denouncing racism, and collecting money. I have no idea what the purpose of the money was but it must have been a form of expiating the terrible Norwegian guilt about having a nice country and a good life.

Norwegians are new to this variety of entertainment so they are still kind of innocent. In the US, even the most dense of us have started to realize that these “racist incidents” are always hoaxes. So when it came out that Hamse Ali is now a suspect instead of a victim, everybody became confused.

I’m glad that at least in America we are over it. Because we are, right? No more Jussie Smolletts or George Floyds. Norwegians need us to point the way, so let’s get to it.

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