Newspeak

“How was school today, Klara?”

“Melanie told Henry that his dad ended up in jail because even that must be more enjoyable than spending time with Henry.”

“What a mean thing to say! What possessed her to do that?”

“Henry bodyshamed her, Mommy!”

“He what-whatted her?”

“He told her she is fat!”

It took a lot of effort not to heave with laughter.

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