“How was school today, Klara?”
“Melanie told Henry that his dad ended up in jail because even that must be more enjoyable than spending time with Henry.”
“What a mean thing to say! What possessed her to do that?”
“Henry bodyshamed her, Mommy!”
“He what-whatted her?”
“He told her she is fat!”
It took a lot of effort not to heave with laughter.