Come on, Canada! Don’t Be Celery

This is today’s map of visitors to the Ukrainian blog:

Have you noticed anything?

Yep. There are more visitors from China than from Canada. Because anything is larger than a zero. Come on, Canada, you can do better. Or it will be like the famous quote from Mike Myers:

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour – we’re more like celery as a flavour.

Mike Myers

How to Learn Languages

Today on the Ukrainian blog, I’m sharing advice on how to learn another language. My main suggestion is to stop bending over textbooks and start looking into people’s faces. You can only learn to speak a language by speaking, listening and reading in the language.

Also – and this is true for any learning – if it doesn’t hurt, you aren’t doing it right and won’t have a result. The brain loves stability and hates anything genuinely new. If you are listening to a lecture and nothing disturbs, bothers, annoys or tires you, congratulations, you just wasted your time. Seek discomfort, avoid “safe spaces.”

Unbearable Anxiety

Exactly. The attempts of people in the West to blame Russia’s actions on the US or the NATO are a result of unbearable anxiety. So are the calls on the West to “avoid escalation.”

The idea that bad things can happen outside of your control is unbearable to high-anxiety people. The absence of easy solutions that they or their representatives can initiate is terrifying. They mistake an irrational reaction born by anxiety for a rational analysis.

It’s scary to live in the world where bad things can happen no matter how good and virtuous you are. But that’s the only reality we have. Trying to conjure it away by magical chants about “peace” is as dumb as thinking that men can become women if they repeat it often enough.

The Quiet Heroes

We celebrated Klara’s 7th birthday today. The party went great, the kids clearly enjoyed, even the weather was superb.

Two of the kids at the party – a 6-year-old boy and his 8-year-old sister – are being raised by very infirm, retirement-age grandparents. Amazing people. Sweet, a great sense of humor. But still, can you imagine? Being 70 and raising very small, very energetic kids?

I’m seeing this quite a lot. Grandparents stepping in, raising their children’s children. Where did the parents go?

It’s very sad.

The War Update

Once again, there’s a barrage of uninformed bad takes on the Russian war in Ukraine published by the usual suspects, The New York Times, The Telegraph, Foreign Affairs, and the Unherd. They hear something somewhere and are eager to report but are too lazy to find out what’s actually happening.

The main thrust of the reporting is that Russians are preparing a major offensive in the Donbass. 100,000 tanks! 180,000 tanks! 200,000 tanks! It’s like a weird auction where each publication tries to outdo the previous one.

What’s really happening, though?

As usual, Western reporting is several weeks too late to the party. This major Russian offensive that the Western media are anticipating has already been going on for a while. As a result, the Russian losses are back to where they were at the beginning of the war. Between 900 and 1,100 Russian soldiers die daily. This is up from a daily loss of somewhere between 250-300 throughout the Fall. The other day, Russians tried to achieve a breakthrough near Vuhledar and suffered catastrophic losses in lives and equipment, including tanks.

The problem with the vision in which Russians amass hundreds of thousands of tanks and millions of troops and then simultaneously advance them is that there’s no possibility of supplying these tanks or troops. The depots, the bridges and the railroad connections that they used before are 80% destroyed at this point.

As a result, the offensive looks exactly like what we see right now. Heavy fighting over the same tiny village. Russians have advanced by 1-2 kilometres in a couple of areas at the cost of truly enormous losses.

To give an example, Russians have been trying to capture the town of Bakhmut since August. Since the offensive began back in late January, they have stepped up their efforts. Extremely heavy fighting is going on every day around Bakhmut. Ukrainian soldiers built veritable underground apartments, very cute and cozy, to live while they defend Bakhmut. Russians are in a very disadvantaged position because of the geographic specifics of the area. Russians are fighting heroically but they have almost lost more people near Bakhmut than the entire US losses in Vietnam.

But yes, the famous Russian offensive already began. Its declared goals are markedly modest compared with the original declared goals. In the meantime, 78% of the Russian population supports ending the war now and immediately starting an invasion of Kazakhstan. And Prigozhin, the guy who recruits Russian troops out of jails, has announced plans to conquer Italy, France and Bulgaria and make them part of… Ukraine.

Art as a Path to God

People often find it hard to draw a dividing line between the artistic qualities of a work of art and the ideology of its author.

Here’s how I suggest we think about it:

An artistic gift has a huge limitation which is that it has to live in a human being. And a human being can be stupid, nasty, lazy, confused, anything. The gift is from God, and the personal qualities of the individual into whom God deposited the gift can’t touch it. An individual can choose not to use the gift at all or use it for bad purposes. But the gift remains.

Artistic gifts are given in a pattern we cannot begin to fathom. They are our pathways to God. Or to the experience of the sublime, if you are not religious.

I have no idea why God chooses to lead us towards experiencing the glory of creation through people like Stephen Markley and not, for example, through me, a person who has all the right ideas and wouldn’t waste a literary talent on spouting woke slogans. I guess making our peace with the imperfect nature of the vessels of God’s glory is one of the many trials that we keep failing to pass.

P.S. For the non-religious, simply substitute “God” with “nature”, and you’ll understand my meaning immediately.

Talent and Wokeness

I was waiting for the new novel by Stephen Markley, the author of Ohio. He’s very talented, an amazing young author. I highly recommend Ohio to everybody. It can be read as a companion novel to Demon Copperhead, although it’s not aa good.

Finally, Markley’s new novel came out. I downloaded a sample and, God, it’s so woke, it’s almost like a parody of wokeness. The novel belongs to the genre known as climate porn and aims to get people scared of the global warming.

“We are all going to die because evil capitalism destroyed the planet!”

But that message falls flat because there’s something much scarier in the book. It’s the possibility that we are all going to keep on living in a world of unbearable wokeness where small children lecture each other about ‘gender essentialism’ and lovers exchange strings of ‘anti-racist’ slogans in bed because it’s more enjoyable to verbally fellate Ibram Kendi than to make love to each other.

If you read the article I linked yesterday about the woke youth leader Keisha turning a summer school seminar into a cult, this novel is written by somebody who sounds like the graduate of that cult and Keisha’s beat student.

I wouldn’t even mention any of this if it weren’t for one thing. Markley is very talented. His is a unique literary gift that arises once in a generation. With everything I mentioned above, the writing is still painfully enjoyable.

I’ve waited for a Stephen Markley for twenty years, and finally he’s here but he’s been perverted by wokeness. He’s still a great writer. Not great as in “good” but great as in “outstandingly talented.”

A Different Europe

It will be very strange to be in Europe in 10 days. The knowledge that there’s a war going on in the continent is going to make it a weird visit. It always feels disorienting to be back on the home continent but this time it will be stranger than ever.

Kirkby Riots

In Kirkby, UK a migrant sexually harassed a 15-year-old girl. She had the presence of mind to steadfastly refuse and film his behavior. This is an unusually resourceful girl because even in my twenties in Canada when I was constantly sexually harassed by men from cultures where women are cattle, all I felt was fear and shame. Living in the areas with a high number of such men is constant degradation, constant humiliation and fear. Obviously, this very real sexual molestation is of no interest to #MeTooters but that’s a different story.

The harassed girl in Kirkby posted the video of the harassment and a riot broke out. It’s impossible to find out anything online about what went on because the only existing description has the words “far-right” three times in every sentence making it impossible to read. And of course the most famous Putin pawn in the UK has come out with a much stronger condemnation of the protesters in Kirkby than he ever did of Russian genocide in Ukraine:

I oppose rioting, burning, looting, violence, window breaking, all that. Oppose it completely, it’s a breakdown in civilization, it’s a barbarity that turns people into braying mules. But we’ve spent several decades pretending that this sort of harassment doesn’t exist. This is the result. The path away from rioting isn’t more silence. It’s less.

Cockroaches in a Glass Jar

If you want to be entertained, here’s a delicious long read on wokesters eating each other alive over who’s a bigger traitor to the dogma.

That people would willingly subject themselves to the insanity described in the article when they can be free and simply enjoy life is puzzling. There are so many real, serious hardships in life. Why, why would anybody choose to have a terrible time when they don’t have to? Why amass imaginary “harms” when you can read books by the fireplace, lie in the garden soaking up the sunshine, or laugh with friends over your favorite memes?

The author of the article looks for compassion but I don’t feel sorry for him. He thought he could unleash this ideological monster and somehow avoid it eating him. It doesn’t work that way, however. Both he and “Keisha” – and the young ideologues they raised – will be devoured by the vampire they collectively created.