Gamer Raffle: Call of Duty Black Ops II – FREE

Dear gamers,

I have a brand-new, unopened DVD with the recently released Call of Duty Black Ops II. You can see it in the pictures. It’s a PC version, and I want to give it for free and in return for absolutely nothing to a deserving gamer who wants to be reunited with the game but can’t buy one for whatever reason.

All you need to get the game is participate in the raffle on Clarissa’s Blog. Just leave a comment with any nickname of your choice and an email where I can contact you to tell you that you have won. After everybody submits their request, I will draw a random name and send the DVD to the winner. Remember that you will eventually have to give me an address in the US where I will send the DVD.

There is a bonus Nuketown 2025 map included.

The winner of the raffle and the happy recipient of this great game will be announced on this blog within a week.

P.S. I want to reassure my regular readers that this game was not taken from N. against his will. He has his own copy of the game that he is happily playing right now.

This post will remain sticky while the raffle continues, so please scroll down for new posts.


Black Ops.Thinking of Jesus: A Guest Post

As I mentioned before, N. is not only the best of husbands anybody could possibly imagine, he is also a passionate gamer. When he discovered a weird form of identity-building in one of the games he plays a lot, he decided to write a guest post for my blog based on it. Check it out, this is really funny.

The GS96 clan supports a nice Free-For-All game server on a map called Array. I play there a lot, because the crispy snowy scenery is like a cool breeze, much needed given the current weather in Southern Illinois.

As usual, the automated console messages urge the gamers to “be respectful”, use “no racist language”, and so on. In addition, there are funny messages that I thought were a form of advertising: “Female gamer? Join GS96!”, “Family friendly gamer? Join GS96!”. I thought what they meant was akin to “Are you breathing? Join GS96!”

However, when “Are you a Christian gamer? Join GS96!” popped up, I decided to check it out. I couldn’t believe it, but this is all for real:

Even though the clan is against racism, it apparently is fine with discriminating by gender or religion.

Anyway, when I first saw the Christian gamer message, I hoped the clan had discovered another Christian commandment that gives a powerful spiritual boost to multiplayer gaming. A good example would have been:

which would have made the lives of gamers like myself so much easier!

Unfortunately, all they came up with is no swearing policy in the “Christian unit”, and the website makes it unclear what the difference is between, say, a female non-Christian gamer and a male Christian one. What do you guys think are the traits of a true Christian Call of Duty player?

P.S. I have a Steam Black Ops account that caught a rank reset bug. I hear it may be cured once you prestige again. If you want it for free, leave your first name and email and I’ll transfer it to you.

P.P.S. from Clarissa: And what is it with the “No strong/bad language” for the Female Channel of the game? With all due respect for gamers, have you, folks, never seen actual women? Is this why you retain the image of females promoted by Victorian literature that shows us as tender creatures ready to wilt and faint the moment we hear a “bad word”?

But seriously, why would one want to have a special channel for Christians in what is obviously a very violent game irrespective of which channel you use? I’m all for this kind of video games because they allow one to sublimate aggression in a healthy way but how is the process different for Christians than, say, Jews or agnostics?