If a man wears a t-shirt that says “Make coffee great again”, is he pro-Trump, anti-Trump or an indifferent goofball?

On Facebook I also discovered that the US hasn’t been able to win the war in Afghanistan because of political correctness.

OK, break over.

That sinking feeling when a relative of yours posts a article titled  

If Hitler Had Won World War II We’d Have A Better, More Just World Today

And if you immediately thought “Ukrainian relative”, shame on you. 

Do you, folks, like pico de gallo? I’m completely addicted. It’s like I could eat nothing but fresh pico de gallo forever. 

And it’s very easy to make. I use one of those mechanical Cuisinart choppers where you tug on a string and the device chops everything. Tomato, white onion, fresh cilantro, and a jalapeño pepper. 

Oh, I’m seeing that the excuse this time isn’t fake news but “the generals made him do it.” Well, as long as people have a convenient explanation, it’s all good. 

I didn’t listen to Trump’s Afghanistan speech but I know he said that he’s withdrawing troops because America First and enough with throwing people and resources on unwinnable conflicts somewhere else. I know it because he’s isolationist and not hawkish. 

And if you’ve heard otherwise, it’s all fake news. 

Of course, you can read this very long and deeply insane article that “provides thoughts and guidelines for talking about the complex issues of racism and equality in age-appropriate ways with children aged two to five years of age“. Or you could turn off the TV and go do something really age-appropriate. 

Oh, come on, like nobody snuck a peek on the eclipse without the glasses? You must be truly old if you weren’t even tempted. 

I was wondering when the terror attacks in Spain were going to produce some juicy conspiracy theories, and finally they did. 

The theory is that there was no attempted terror act in Cambrils. Police just came, grabbed a few random “moros” and killed them. Why? Because they are just that mean. 

People have the strangest ways of dealing with trauma.