7:53 – ah, so Trump decided to make an issue of Bill Clinton’s sex life of 30 years ago. “Mommy, Billy started it first!” is a very adult debating strategy. Very presidential and mature.
8:04 – they chose people who haven’t made up their mind yet. Do they even have minds if they can’t reach a decision at this late stage? What is their misfortune?
8:06 – the first question is funny, given the circumstances. Yes, Trump is modeling very appropriate behavior for youth. Especially the youth whose life goal is to end up incarcerated.
8:10 – Anderson Cooper goes straight for the video. Trump repeats words “locker room” like they are a magical eraser of reality.
8:17 – Trump is trying to defend himself with some really bizarre, stumbling stories.
8:19 – who is the brain-damaged freak who applauded Trump?
8:24 – I’m almost feeling sorry for the wobbly old man. Almost.
8:26 – we are back to emails? Seriously? Wake me up after this is over.
8:29 – Cooper is at least trying to keep Trump from interrupting.
8:31 – why is Trump hovering behind Hillary when she talks? Is he that desperate to be on camera?
8:38 – “Yes, Islamophobia is bad,” Trump says. This would be comical if it weren’t so offensive.
8:51 – the question about whether politicians can have public and personal positions is so infantile that I’m ashamed I heard it.
8:54 – “She’s raising taxes on the middle class, you can look at me, she’s raising taxes.” What does any of this mean? Is he altogether with us?
9:00 – why does he keep bringing up Sanders? Bernie endorsed Hillary and is campaigning with her, or hasn’t Trump heard?
9:07 – “Russia is new and we are tired and old and exhausted in terms of nuclear.” I need an interpreter.
9:08 – “Assad is killing ISIS and Russia is killing ISIS and Iran is killing ISIS.” WTF does this mean?
9:09 – Trump publicly snubbed Pence. Fun!
9:11 – “Why can’t they just go secretively?” The fellow is so stupid.
9:22 – another dig at this mysterious Blumenthal whom Trump seems to be obsessed with.
9:26 – Hillary’s vision of what the Supreme Court should be like is so beautiful. I love her.
9:34 – Hillary is so smart and light on her feet. She came up with the perfect response to the very hard question of what’s positive about Trump. I love her even more.