This is probably the nastiest search that brought some jerkwad to my blog:
What kind of a freaking loser enters something like this into a search box?
I’m nothing if not accommodating, of course. Especially with people who seek knowledge. So here is a recipe for you, idiot: take your sorry little ass to the nearest police precinct and repeat your query to the officer on duty. I’m sure ample help will be provided to you.
Sometimes, I’m very sorry that WordPress doesn’t allow one to trace the IPs of people who come to the blog through searches. This user definitely needed to be identified.
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Wow! Do you know which article that search sent him to? :-O
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>”What kind of a freaking loser enters something like this into a search box?”
Apparently you are unfamiliar with this obscure website called “reddit”.
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I think you might be right. It’s like a trash heap of the Internet.
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Maybe this is a police inquiry.
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I once had a search from a police station (when I still could see ip addresses) with the search “I hate Clarissa”.
I also twice had visitors from the FBI and once from Congress. I’m not kidding.
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The person was probably female
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Through my interwebs detective skills, I’d say this was most likely a women
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Do you also know their hair color and maybe even the last 4 digits of their SSN? 🙂
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I find it disturbing…
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