I Don’t Care About Your Needs

In find it especially lovely when the day before the final exam, a student sends me the following email (this is the entire text of the email with no editing on my part):

i got a zero on the final essay so what am i suppose to get a bad grade or what i need a good grade in this course so what do i do now

Not to get all Ayn-Randian on people, but I find this reference to what the student needs to be especially jarring. Why exactly am I supposed to care about your needs, you strange creature? Have you done anything to motivate me to care about what you need? I needed you to participate in your class sessions and I assigned 20% of the final grade to participation to motivate you to speak in class. I needed you to write a final essay and offered all kinds of assistance. I also needed you to learn how to write an acceptable email in an academic setting and I dedicated 30 minutes of class time to a Power Point presentation on the subject.

So what exactly is supposed to make me care about your unreasonable needs right now?

Current mood: very annoyed.

P.S. Three hours before the final exam, I meet this student in the hallway. He pretends not to notice me. It’s a really smart move to be rude to a professor on the day of the final when you know you’ve already failed the essay.

P.P.S. I’ve scheduled a spa session for next week because teaching freshmen this year has made me kind of bitter. People used to call me Little Miss Sunshine, which was annoying to a woman of my age, but I’d rather be that than Old Mrs. Winter Storm.

9 thoughts on “I Don’t Care About Your Needs

      1. One of these days we have to compare notes, the e-mails I have gotten over the past seven days (final exam was yesterday) are just… well, I would say “un-real”, but that would make me sound like them 🙂

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  1. Ha!!! I loved this post and run in to the same problem. Freshman are their own breed. 😉 But this line was the best: “Why exactly am I supposed to care about your needs, you strange creature?” I am going to think that in my head every time a student acts entitled. 😉

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    1. And this is a great life lesson, I believe, that people should learn as early as possible. Nobody will care about your needs if you fail to reciprocate. Not only will one suffer professionally with this entitled attitude, but their personal and social lives will be a sad, lonely desert, too.

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