. . . that even the serial killer and rapist Karla Homolka found a guy willing to marry her fifteen seconds after being released from jail.

Why she was released from jail after serving only 12 years in extremely comfortable conditions when any male serial killer who committed the same crimes would rot in prison forever is a different question.

8 responses to “There Is Such a Shortage of Single Women in Montreal. . .”

  1. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    I don’t think this has to be with sex ratio. Serial killers, both men and women, are apparently very sexy. They get laid like Hugh fucking Hefner!

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Aren’t people afraid? I wouldn’t be with someone who were cruel to a pet, let alone with a violent criminal. What are such people thinking?

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  2. thevenerablecorvex Avatar

    Karla Homolka made a plea-bargain for information on her husband (also a serial sex murderer and rapist), hence her reduced sentence. Of course, the information was next-to-useless and she somehow “forgot” to mention a victim in whose murder she had participated, but plea-bargains are plea-bargains.

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    1. Melissa Avatar
      Melissa

      I’m guessing the fact that she’s white didn’t hurt either. Not to mention that she’s conventionally beautiful.

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      1. thevenerablecorvex Avatar

        Her husband is too. That’s why the case attracted so much media attention.

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      2. bloggerclarissa Avatar

        Her serial killer husband is also white an attractive, though.

        I don’t understand why creatures like her should ever be let out. Now she went and had a kid without any concern about how s /he will bear the burden of such a mother.

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  3. titfortat Avatar

    Yes, but with Karla it would bring new meaning to being tied up. 😉

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Ok! I got this joke at least! Funny.

      I’m not entirely hopeless.

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