Also, please observe the hair in the preceding photo. This is not a fluke. My hair is always curly (or frizzy, depending on the weather) on one side and straight on the other. I go through life with half of my head sprouting a curly unmanageable mop and another half covered in limp, excessively fine hair. As a result, I look like I had to run out of a hair-dressing salon in the midst of a procedure.