Also, please observe the hair in the preceding photo. This is not a fluke. My hair is always curly (or frizzy, depending on the weather) on one side and straight on the other. I go through life with half of my head sprouting a curly unmanageable mop and another half covered in limp, excessively fine hair. As a result, I look like I had to run out of a hair-dressing salon in the midst of a procedure.
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This should solve the problem to which you have alluded of having trouble distinguishing right from left! Just remember which side has which hair texture! For many years I had to flash back to my very early childhood and remember that my right hand was the one away from the outside kitchen door when I was sitting in my highchair.
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I had a very very similar trick to remember left and right! This is hilarious. 🙂
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I notice you part your hair at the side. I am also Ukrainian and had a simlar problem: one side straight and limp, the other side wavy and full. I FINALLY started parting my hair in the middle and the problem went away immediately. You might have tried that before. But just thought I would share (although I must admit, your hair is much more lovely than mine!) 🙂
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Thank you, dear friend! 🙂 The hair parts where it feels like and doesn’t listen much to my input. It has quite a personality. 🙂
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