One Million Moms are as weird as ever:
The ABC series “666 Park Avenue,” which is known for its controversial title and satanic content, will not be renewed. Glory to God! The network will air all 13 episodes, but the demonic series will not return next season. Praise the Lord! God is using One Million Moms to help remove this filth from television. As the hands and feet for the Lord, we are making a real difference.
After reading this statement, I can’t get rid of the following question: If the Lord needs people to act as his hands and feet, does he also require somebody to act as his penis and testicles? If so, then who might be playing that worthy role? And if not, how come he gets to have some body parts but not others?
Just wondering.
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Now that you mention it these “one millio moms” people do sound like dicks
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I have no respect for people who use “Moms” instead of “Mothers” in formal usage.
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I agree completely. One is a Mom to her child but not to everybody else.
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“If the Lord needs people to act as his hands and feet, does he also require somebody to act as his penis and testicles? If so, then who might be playing that worthy role?”
I’m tempted to say “ask Mary,” but that would be blasphemous.
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Nothing better than a small touch of blasphemy to get one through the day. 🙂
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I’m strangely reminded of that comment by Amanda Marcotte that got her in such hot water when she was the official blogger to the John Edwards Presidential campaign. It was something about God filling Mary with his hot white sticky Holy Spirit.
As Kenneth Williams once said: “Blasphemy! Blasphemy! They’ve all got it Blas…”. Oh no, that was “infamy“.
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Well, Virgin birth got rid of the need for a penis. 😉
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Yes, I keep forgetting that weird part of the weird story. 🙂
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I think it’s cute these people believe a TV show got cancelled because of their or God’s doings…
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There is a healthy self-esteem and then there is mania grandiosa. 🙂
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What about God’s brain?
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Are you suggesting that I’m a dirty-minded person who can only think about penises and doesn’t care about the intellect or am I reading too much into this question? 🙂 🙂
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You are reading not too much, but not what I intended. This was part an allusion to “I am not a member of the [Communist] party, I am it’s brain” joke and part a dig at those who call themselves God’s body parts. If humans are God’s body parts, then why limit ourselves to arms, legs or even testicles? Someone has to be God’s brain!
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I never heard the joke before which is why I didn’t get the comment. Funny joke. 🙂 🙂
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I take it, valter07, that isn’t a randomly-assigned avatar?
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in fact it is randomly assigned 🙂 As far as I know. But maybe Clarissa tinkered with it…
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I can see that everybody is getting paranoid as the end of the semester approaches. 🙂
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Don’t know what’s at 666 Park, but 666 Fifth Ave. used to be the address of Bantam Books, which published the paperback editions of Hal Lindsey’s infamous Planet Earth trilogy. I laughed my ass off when I first noticed it.
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I have sometimes wondered whether people say that “God is working through them” to accomplish this or that as a way of dodging, or downright avoiding, at least in their own minds, responsibility for their own actions. [God did it, I didn’t!]
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I think you are absolutely right, David. “It isn’t me bombing Iraq for absolutely no reason whatsoever. God told me to do it, and who am I to question God’s will?”
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If you accept there is no God without a verifiable method for proving his existence then it is not so much of a leap to believe those that profess to have him acting through them.
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“If you accept there is no God without a verifiable method for proving his existence then it is not so much of a leap to believe those that profess to have him acting through them.”
– I accept that you exist without any verifiable method of proving your existence but I don’t believe you are acting through me. 🙂
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Well technically there are God moments……..Oh god, Oh god, dont stop, right there…… 🙂
So is that god working through me or something like that? 😉
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