We just got an email from campus security telling us that in case an “active shooter” enters the classroom, we should “turn the element of surprise back on him” by throwing books and desks at him.

I’m now wondering how an active shooter differs from a passive one and what we should throw at the latter in order to surprise him.

11 responses to “Throw the Book at Him!”

  1. Roberto Severino Avatar
    Roberto Severino

    When I saw the words “passive shooter,” the idea of a sleeper cell came to mind. Maybe a passive shooter is someone who appears relatively normal, but is sneakily armed and can snap at any time.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      That actually makes sense. Active shooter is the one who is already shooting.

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  2. Wirbelwind Avatar
    Wirbelwind

    The moment somebody armed comes into the classroom most people will just freeze, not knowing what to do. Well, throwing a desk, chairs or books at the would-be murderer is still better than nothing, but it’s like fighting a tank with a crowbar.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      We are told specifically not to freeze. Because telling people not to freeze will definitely help in a dire situation.

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      1. Daran Avatar

        People are more likely to freeze if they don’t know what they should do. Learning a simple motto such as Run, Hide, Fight is probably the best way to give yourself the best chance in such a circumstance.

        Fighting may be like attacking a tank with a crowbar, but if there’s nowhere to run or to hide, you’ve nothing to lose.

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  3. el Avatar
    el

    I don’t believe in RL situation people will do it. Just more rubbish sent to protect university legally. As helpful as saying “fight harder if you’re robbed / raped / etc”.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      That’s exactly what I’m saying. The idea of fighting off a shooter with a book is a little. . . weird.

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      1. luna Avatar
        luna

        Well I suppose this gives new meaning to the phrase “the pen is mightier than the sword”. 🙂

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        1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

          🙂 🙂 This is the joke of the day. 🙂

          At least, they haven’t suggested that we try to stick a pen into the shooter’s eye.

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  4. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    Did they make you watch Run. Hide. Fight.?

    Of course taking measures before someone with weapons comes into the building is verboten. It’s the equivalent of shoe removal at the airport to prevent terrorism. Too little, too late.

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  5. cliff arroyo Avatar

    You never know how anyone will react. Nonetheless reinforcing the idea that cooperating or freezing are the worst possible options is about all that can be done ahead of time.

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