The Funniest Thanksgiving Tradition

One of the most entertaining traditions of American Thanksgiving is the yearly deluge of posts, articles, and videos that, in a tone of outraged, puritanical virtue, inform everybody that the pilgrims and the natives were not all warm and fuzzy with each other, history textbooks and Thanksgiving stories don’t communicate “The Truth,” and “this country started with murder.”

Of course, “invented traditions” lie at the basis of every nation-state on the planet and there is no country that avoided bloodshed in the process of coming into existence, but these pesky little facts don’t flatter the American sense of exceptionalism. Turkey and sweet potato pie go down so much better when one can imagine oneself as the baddest baddie of all baddies.

Russians Retaliate Against Turkey

Russians retaliated against Turkey today by hitting a Turkish humanitarian aid convoy that was moving from Turkey to Aleppo. The convoy was attempting to bring humanitarian aid to a refugee camp. It was hit just as it crossed Turkey’s border.

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Russian bomber jets hit the convoy, killing seven and wounding ten people. Twenty of the trucks that composed the convoy burned to the ground.

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Killing humanitarian aid is a very Russian method of conducting warfare.

Zizek on the Refugees

People, a GREAT article by Slavoj Zizek on the refugees. In brief, Zizek argues that the Left should get over many of its ridiculous hangups because they are boring and counterproductive. Examples:

1. Abandon the idiotic idea of “freedom of movement” for refugees.

2. Drop the ridiculous  anti-Eurocentrism. What we need is more Eurocentrism, not less.

3. Stop blabbing stupidly about how “the West is to blame for ISIS.”

4. Criticizing Muslim fundamentalists is a noble endeavor. Stop using the bugbear of Islamophobia to shut down any discussion of the evilness of these fundamentalists.

5. If people want to come to Europe, they should be forced, yes, forced, by law if necessary, to accept the European norms and freedoms such as women’s rights and gay rights.

6. Drop the obnoxious S&M dynamic that Westerners so love and that Zizek describes as follows:

The more Western Europe will be open to [the refugees], the more it will be made to feel guilty that it did not accept even more of them. There will never be enough of them. And with those who are here, the more tolerance one displays towards their way of life, the more one will be made guilty for not practicing enough tolerance.

7. Stop treating immigrants as subhuman and hence immune from legal and moral norms being applied to them. This insanity was manifested, for instance, in the Left’s incapacity even to verbalize what happened in Rotherham:

What is not acknowledged is that such anti-racism is in effect a form of covert racism since it condescendingly treats Pakistanis as morally inferior beings who should not be held to normal human standards.

In short: yes, OF COURSE, Western value of women’s rights, sexual freedom, representative democracy and welfare state are vastly superior to anything that exists anywhere in the world. They are not superior in the sense of “Let’s go kill someone to make them happy against their will” but they are superior in the sense of “Can’t respect and uphold our Enlightened values? Proceed to the exit immediately.”

Celebrating 9/11

I don’t know about New Jersey and dancing in the streets, but on 9/11 I was at a café in front of my apartment building in Montréal, and the patrons of the café who were overwhelmingly Muslim men were watching the footage of the Twin Towers with smiles, good cheer and obvious enjoyment.

In all fairness, however, before I witnessed that, I had already heard non-Muslim people from Canada, Spain, Mexico, Australia and Uganda express contentment at the attacks.

One of my biggest surprises on that day was how alone I felt in my shock and outrage over what happened. I found out about the attacks in class but it took me a while to believe the story because it was delivered in such playful, smug tones and with such outlandish commentary that I thought people were trying to be funny. It was unbelievable that this sort of news could be delivered in such a comedic way.

I hadn’t been to the US at that time and had maybe only met a couple of Americans, so I couldn’t understand the reaction. But now I have had many opportunities to find out that Americans have a tendency to adopt one of two attitudes when they engage with the world:

  1. Self-satisfied, self-congratulating, condescending superiority that drives people nuts.
  2. Self-deprecating, drama-queenish condemnation of everything American that leads people to think, “Hey, if Americans say they are such bastards, then maybe they are.”

None of these attitudes generate a lot of goodwill.  This doesn’t cancel out the fact that the people who were behaving like jerks on 9/11 were, indeed, jerks. I hate them, they are all jerks, OK?

But, Americans, you are not making it easy to love you as a group (as opposed to individually, given that you are the most personable and easy to like as individuals of anybody I know.) Find a different collective narrative to engage with the world, shall you? I believe you deserve a more nuanced identity than the inelegant “We are the best / the worst.”