Peeing for a Living

There is a whole group of poor, sad FSB* agents whose job consisted of surreptitiously passing clean urine to the doped up Russian athletes at international sporting events. It was actually their official job. Paid for by the government. To pee in a vial and sneak it to drugged athletes.

Just imagine Obama or Bush or even Reagan ordering the FBI agents to pee and rush the urine to the Olympics. These are cultural differences for you.
*Former KGB. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.