Trump, Pence and Paul Ryan go out to an expensive restaurant.
“What will you be having, Mr President?” the waiter asks.
“Steak,” says Trump.
“And what about vegetables?”
“The vegetables will also have steak,” Trump responds, pointing at Pence and Ryan.
In fact, Trump would be right to say this!
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““The vegetables will also have steak,” Trump responds, pointing at Pence and Ryan”
The punchline needs some punching up…. what about.
Trump takes the menus out of Pence’s and Ryan’s hands, turns to the waiter and says,
“They’ll have steak too.”
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“The punchline needs some punching up…. what about”
Trump tells the waiter to take Pence and Ryan to the kitchen to be fricasseed, cooked in a thick sauce, and highly seasoned, so they’ll least look and taste a lot more appetizing!
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