Trump, Pence and Paul Ryan go out to an expensive restaurant.
“What will you be having, Mr President?” the waiter asks.
“Steak,” says Trump.
“And what about vegetables?”
“The vegetables will also have steak,” Trump responds, pointing at Pence and Ryan.
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look at it this way: at least you’re not married to the guy.
Have you ever noticed you hardly hear much from (or about) Melania?
(Mel, baby!!!! You’re always so “invisible”. Not at all the omnipresence of Michelle Obama.)
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Melania is a robot. She is only switched on a few minutes a day to pose for pictures.
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The Trump administration isn’t much on PR are they?
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In fact, Trump would be right to say this!
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Exactly.
I made up the joke on the basis of an old one about Putin.
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““The vegetables will also have steak,” Trump responds, pointing at Pence and Ryan”
The punchline needs some punching up…. what about.
Trump takes the menus out of Pence’s and Ryan’s hands, turns to the waiter and says,
“They’ll have steak too.”
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Trump tells the waiter to take Pence and Ryan to the kitchen to be fricasseed, cooked in a thick sauce, and highly seasoned, so they’ll least look and taste a lot more appetizing!
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