I’m finally in NYC and too exhausted to do anything fun. So I left the hotel in search of a deli nearby. On the way there, I passed a strip club. The doorman in shiny buttons looked at me and boomed, “You need a hat. And a warmer coat!” It was very funny that a doorman at a strip club would worry that I was underdressed.
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Well, you were OUTSIDE the club (which undoubtedly is much warmer than NYC right now).
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Yes, I was completely outside the club. I find such places to be disgusting.
Just felt like clarifying.
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At least the doorman isn’t insane like Sports Illustrated (let’s film a model in a bikini in Antarctica…with predictable results) :-p
An acquaintance of mine was about to take her 8 year old girl out of school for the day because flannel lined pants don’t exist for girls, apparently?
Stay warm!
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Are you aware of the irony? One of your favorite things (snow) causing you soooooo many problems?
Also if this is MLA I feel reaaally sorry for those who are job hunting there, it must be an even worse than usual nightmare….
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