Klara grabs the remote, presses some buttons, and speaks into it as if it were a phone.
“Papa? Papa, where are you? Come back! I miss my papa!”
I feel a pang of guilt even though it’s not like I deprived her of papa. He’s at the gym.
Where Is Papa?
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She hasn’t accidentally called anyone yet?
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“She hasn’t accidentally called anyone yet?”
-If she manages that on the remote, I would be shocked. :p
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We don’t have a stationary phone. And the cellphones she doesn’t see.
She has ordered some ppv religious show, though. It was creepy.
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What did she think about the show?
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Which show?
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The pay-per-view religious one. 😀
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Oh. Sorry, I’m losing my mind here. We didn’t watch it because life is too short.
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She doesn’t see either of your phones and you don’t have a landline?
Good for you!
Be careful with the Alexa/Google Assistant: she may accidentally stream the 700 Club-Chick Track podcast into your home. :p
Also possible: she’ll skype call someone on your computer.
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Whenever I talk to Alexa, the poor kid throws herself on the floor face down, and covers her head. She says she is scared of Alexa. So I had to stop using it in front of her, too.
We have this old toy that’s a rotary phone and she loves to see me pretend to make calls on it. She tells me who to call and to say she misses them. It’s hilarious.
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