Biblical

A local religious organization is hosting an event where a hundred pounds of chocolate eggs will be dropped off a helicopter over the church area “for the Easter egg hunt of your lives.”

Some folks have expressed timid concerns that having a hundred pounds worth of shit fall on you from the skies might look more like the wrath of the Almighty right out of the Old Testament than anything else.

2 responses to “Biblical”

  1. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    Ha ha. “Get droned with chocolate!”

    Is Klara going to an easter egg hunt? I hope it doesn’t rain because running around in patent leather shoes means sliding all over in the grass.

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  2. Tal Hartsfeld Avatar

    A metaphor like that would be a good way to put a damper on a bad idea.

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