I’m very inclusive. I have a group of friends where everybody goes, “I’ll be the last person vaccinated for COVID! No, you’ll be one but last. I’ll be the last. What are you two talking about? I’m last!”
And I also have a group where everybody goes, “I was the first in line to get vaccinated for COVID! No, that was me, and I didn’t see you there. No, me!” Then, of course, I go, “I’m not getting vaccinated,” and there’s an uncomfortable silence. But still, I’m proud of my inclusivity.

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