Obviously, peaches are gone from my life forever because of diabetes but I am and always have been like this husband. The “save it for the kids” woman will guilt-trip everybody into infinity with her litany of sacrifices. No peach on the planet will make a child as happy as a content mom who isn’t a sacrificial victim.
Just eat the stupid peach, woman, and stop congratulating yourself for your self-denial because it’s totally fake. I’m not particularly young, to put it mildly, yet I remember women of my mother’s generation go on and on about this stupid last peach. A different continent, a different century, yet women still priss up all over the place about the damn peach.
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Yeah, in our house, that looks like:
Me: Oh, that smells wonderful! Maybe I could… NOOOOO! NYET! KHONG! DESIST! FORBIDDEN! WTF were you thinking that’s like 30g of sugar and if you eat it you’ll have to go use the exerbike for like an HOUR. Get a grip! Now be a responsible person and go find something else to do outside the kitchen until somebody else eats it.
My husband: Oh, a ripe peach. I better eat that before wife finds it and does something awful to her blood sugar…
He’s really very sweet.
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“This is just to say”
by William Carlos Williams
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
There were many parodies and other replies, often putting him down for the selfishness..
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Nah, Kid, he would most likely give it to, or at least share it with, your child. Not that a mere male would ever even try to argue with a female ;-D
https://bustednuckles.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Download-5.mp4
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Sorry, hit the upvote by mistake.
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“I invented a secret rule that you’re not adhering to and I’m mad about it”
Also, what exactly does she do in this relationship?
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Anybody who uses the words “mental load” seriously is a clinical moron. She probably believes in long COVID and other kinds of flat-earthery.
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She teaches yoga. Probably she doesn’t even like the damn peach.
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“teaches yoga. Probably she doesn’t even like the damn peach”
She is the peach. This is resentment toward her husband for using it for his daily… smoothie…. (think about it).
Freud, people.
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This is hilarious. And completely spot on. She could be getting sore over a sausage but it’s always a peach.
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I’m now weeping quietly with laughter in my office.
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OT: a Russian war propagandist turned on Putin and, in the old KGN tradition, has been sent off to a loonie bin.
https://x.com/i/status/2034591958455185797
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I learned about this from a tweet by “akarlin” (currently living in Thailand, I think) that also drew my attention to Latynina and Arestovych’s ongoing dialogue. I don’t know if either of them matters politically any more, but they seem to be developing a political line like “Putin must go and Ukraine should stay within the Russian world”??
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