I have finally figured out the purpose behind all these whiny posts about the imaginary horrors of life on the tenure track. It is to make people despise academics. I have to confess that the strategy has worked on me: after the most recent outpouring on the subject, I feel profound contempt for its author and everybody who is linking and tweeting this completely idiotic post written by a spoiled little brat as if it were a source of impossible wisdom.
Here are some choice quotes from it:
In your few spare moments, you will attempt adjust to a new city where you know nothing and no one, and must find everything from a dry cleaner to a neighborhood you can both afford and not hate.
Oh the horror, the horror! Our little baby was forced to look for a dry cleaner. Her suffering must be absolutely intolerable. This is a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions.
. . . attend endless meetings to be in service to your university. . .
Yes, I have no doubt that this is exactly what the operational papers of this idiot’s department say: “In order to rank satisfactory in service, you must attend endless meetings.” And I’m also sure that the chair of her personnel committee answered the question of “How many committees on each of the university levels do I have to be on to receive a satisfactory ranking in service?” with the word “Endless.” This happens to us, academics, all the time.
You have to love university life enough that you don’t mind working 50%+ more hours for the same pay (or less) that you’d get in the corporate sector and having virtually no work-life balance.
What a condescending loser this person is, seriously. I hate this kind of jerks with a profound passion. People in the corporate sector in the US get 10 free days a year. Ten free fucking days. And this brainless prima donna has the gall to lie through her stinking teeth and pretend like she has any idea whatsoever what it means to sit in a cubicle 50 weeks a year without seeing the light of day from Monday morning to Friday night. And knowing that you can be fired and escorted off the premises at absolutely any moment for absolutely no reason.
Be prepared for “middle class” to cost more money than you make.
OK, this kind of vulgarity is just vomit producing. I had no idea there were still people pathetic enough to care so much about some completely imaginary trappings of the spurious “middle class.”
For example, you may make around $60,000 per year and a two-bedroom home in a good neighborhood may cost $500,000 or more.
Yes, not being able to buy a half a million house is a real tragedy. Let’s all weep for this freakazoid’s misfortune. I mean, here she was, hoping to buy middle class and have a dry cleaner’s come hunting her down, and such brilliant hopes have been dashed by cruel fate.
This means that many of my colleagues have delayed having children or opted to not have them, because they couldn’t afford a second bedroom.
Yes, people who can’t imagine life without half a million dollar houses will never contemplate sleeping in the living-room. Which, by the way, my parents did until I was 10. And now let’s see who is happier and better adjusted to life, me or the “I can’t live without a mansion” academic.
And then people ask me why I don’t identify with the academic community. How can I feel I have anything in common with these spoiled, nasty drama queens? I’m ashamed to be on the same planet with them, let alone in the same profession. Of course, there are other academics. Happy, normal people who are not superficial, whiny, or stupid and who discuss the real issues confronting the academia, not the idiotic “problem” of finding a dry cleaner’s. But there are so many of the other kind and their voices are too loud nowadays.