Horrifying Baby Shower Cakes

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Clarissa

April 17, 2013

Courtesy of my dear friend Ol., here are some really horrible baby shower cakes:

[Warning: some are vomit producing.]

Note that the last baby has two front teeth. It is probably chewing its way out of the vagina.

Believe me, folks, I love vulgar jokes. There was even a thread on this blog where we shared off-color jokes. However, if there is one thing that is sacred and that should never be ridiculed it is the miraculous, fulfilling, joyous process of eating. Food is not to be taken lightly.

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21 responses to “Horrifying Baby Shower Cakes”

Benoni

April 17, 2013

That first one… ever seen a movie called The Fly?

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  Ha ha ha! I kept wondering what it reminded me of! You are so right. 🙂 🙂 🙂
  
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2. thevenerablecorvex
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  It’s eyes!
  It’s soulless, staring eyes!!!
  
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  1. thevenerablecorvex
    
    April 17, 2013
    
    Its, not it’s
    
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  2. Benoni
    
    April 17, 2013
    
    Just wait until it learns to vomit digestive enzymes all over you.
    
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nepaliaustralian

April 17, 2013

OMG, they are horrible!!!

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  Did you see the pubic hair? Somebody has a sick imagination to use sprinkles for that. 🙂
  
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  1. nepaliaustralian
    
    April 17, 2013
    
    Seriously crazy people…
    
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Sister

April 17, 2013

Omg I totally did not get the last one until you pointed it out!!!

You will need a special post on vomit-inducing baby shower games (eating chocolate off of diapers, anyone?)..

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  Yeah, it took me a while, too. 🙂
  
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Sister

April 17, 2013

How about some pregnancy shots?

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  Is that a real belly? No, tell me it isn’t, please tell me it isn’t!
  
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thevenerablecorvex

April 17, 2013

Why would anyone think that symbolically eating babies is an appropriate way to celebrate a baby shower?

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  This is the really interesting question. The symbolic dimension of this seems very disturbing.
  
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  1. thevenerablecorvex
    
    April 18, 2013
    
    Especially given just how detailed some of them are. Some sort of deeply ingrained superstition about effigies, perhaps?
    
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hkatz

April 17, 2013

The baby with alien eyes is freaky, but the most disturbing one here is the blue-tinged baby; why did they want to make it seem like the baby isn’t getting enough oxygen?

Ok, I clicked through to the link… some of them try to recreate not only pubic hair but the bloodiness of childbirth. The only thing I laughed at on that page is Darth Vader cuddling a baby girl. Maybe a Star Wars fan would like that.

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 17, 2013
  
  I scrolled down the bloody cakes because they made me seriously nauseous. Maybe this is a ploy to make sure that the pregnant woman is too queasy to eat any of the cake and the guests get more. 🙂
  
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  1. hkatz
    
    April 17, 2013
    
    I would regard with fearful suspicion any guest who digs into these cakes without showing any signs of queasiness or horror 🙂
    
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Sarah

April 18, 2013

My favourite is number 28 – Alien bursting through the belly… Darth Vador is funny but most of the others are just creepy.

What sort of mind creates a cake in the shape of a blue baby, a birthing pelvis, or has a baby swimming around in a jelly belly on a cake? And friends are expected to EAT these cakes? I’d be running for the hills.

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  April 18, 2013
  
  Imagine your friends doing something like this for you. I’d force myself to eat a piece out of politeness but then I would be looking for new friends, to be honest. 🙂
  
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earnestberlin

June 3, 2013

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD. I was writing my own entry when yours was on that little, Suggestion thingie. So I decided to check this entry out.

Well, there goes making Bacon for breakfast. Hahaha!

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