Horrifying Baby Shower Cakes

Courtesy of my dear friend Ol., here are some really horrible baby shower cakes:

[Warning: some are vomit producing.]





Note that the last baby has two front teeth. It is probably chewing its way out of the vagina.

Believe me, folks, I love vulgar jokes. There was even a thread on this blog where we shared off-color jokes. However, if there is one thing that is sacred and that should never be ridiculed it is the miraculous, fulfilling, joyous process of eating. Food is not to be taken lightly.

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21 thoughts on “Horrifying Baby Shower Cakes”

  1. Omg I totally did not get the last one until you pointed it out!!!

    You will need a special post on vomit-inducing baby shower games (eating chocolate off of diapers, anyone?)..


  2. The baby with alien eyes is freaky, but the most disturbing one here is the blue-tinged baby; why did they want to make it seem like the baby isn’t getting enough oxygen?

    Ok, I clicked through to the link… some of them try to recreate not only pubic hair but the bloodiness of childbirth. The only thing I laughed at on that page is Darth Vader cuddling a baby girl. Maybe a Star Wars fan would like that.


    1. I scrolled down the bloody cakes because they made me seriously nauseous. Maybe this is a ploy to make sure that the pregnant woman is too queasy to eat any of the cake and the guests get more. 🙂


  3. My favourite is number 28 – Alien bursting through the belly… Darth Vador is funny but most of the others are just creepy.

    What sort of mind creates a cake in the shape of a blue baby, a birthing pelvis, or has a baby swimming around in a jelly belly on a cake? And friends are expected to EAT these cakes? I’d be running for the hills.


  4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD. I was writing my own entry when yours was on that little, Suggestion thingie. So I decided to check this entry out.

    Well, there goes making Bacon for breakfast. Hahaha!


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