Clarissa's Blog

N and I met 17 years ago today. Never were two people more meant for each other than he and I.

If I had known I was slated to meet him in 2007, I absolutely 100% promise I wouldn’t have gone on a single date and would have just sat there placidly waiting. Could have gotten some serious reading done in the meantime.

Joe Biden: "Everybody talks about how, how strong China is and how powerful they are…Would you trade places with Xi Jinping and any other country?…You’ve got an economy that's on the brink there. The idea that their economy is booming? Give me a break."https://t.co/gaj4FNsTaj

— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) June 6, 2024

OK, that’s unexpectedly lucid. I’m tired of China-mongering, and it’s good to see Biden is being briefed by people who understand the region.

After this, I’m kind of getting interested in voting for Biden again. That debate can’t come soon enough.

This is a squirrel in my native city of Kharkiv:

The photo was taken today.

I love America but I still haven’t gotten used to how hideous American squirrels are. They are gray with pathetic little tails. Glorified rats is what they are. Now, what you see in the photo is a real squirrel.

Another photo of Kharkiv from earlier this week:

Look how clean people are keeping the streets in the midst of daily bombings:

These are people who have taken the suggestion to make their beds every morning very seriously.

I could also post photos of ruined buildings and devastation but my purpose here is not to make everybody sad. God knows, we’ve seen enough sadness. Instead, I want to inspire with this testimony to the greatness of the human spirit that reaches towards beauty and order in the midst of chaos and destruction.

In what concerns the bombings, it’s gotten better since the Russian offensive on Kharkiv spluttered.

I wrote a blindingly devastating (does anybody get the pun or is it too academic?) peer review of one article today. I will now write a second equally shattering piece for another article.

But hey, I’m not wantonly cruel. I actually told the author of the first piece how he can improve. I created an idea on the spot and gave it to him as a gift (I am 90% certain the author is male). Of course, I could write the article myself but where to find the time? I’m booked up with writing engagements until 2027.

In the second piece, there’s nothing wrong with ideas or the argument. The reason why I’ll reject it is linguistic. The author is clearly a native speaker of Ukrainian whose Spanish is… limited. I’m not even talking about the beauty of the prose or stylistic flourishes. Her basic grammar (and I’m 90% certain it’s a she) is what we call “Low Intermediate.” I don’t want to be a meanie who always rejects but “la autora ha escribido”? Seriously? If it’s too hard to find a native speaker to edit, how about turning on MS Word spell check?

This is a question that’s hard to answer without going into specifics of a particular country or situation. If we are talking, for example, about a war where the existence of a nation is at stake, then yes, everybody should fight.

Other than that, I don’t think it’s justified. The only reason to do it at a time when there’s no invasion is to take another step in the direction of genderist fantasy that denies physiological differences between men and women. I’m an old-school feminist, and I have no patience for this silliness.

So if there’s an actual, dire need, then yes. If there’s no need other than to posture, then to hell with that.

I watched a clip from Fauci’s recent congressional hearing where he admitted that COVID vaccines didn’t stop infection and transmission. It’s really funny because, as people who were around in early 2021 know, I was aware before the vaccines were made available that they will do neither. I knew it not because I’m a clairvoyant but because I read the papers where Pfizer very openly and clearly explained what the vaccine was supposed to do and how it was going to work. The mechanism of its functioning was not impossible for a reasonably educated person to understand. Yet people confused “trust science” with “trust whatever news channels on TV say about science” and refused to look.

The COVID-era experience of somebody who didn’t access the news and only learned about the virus and the vaccines from scientific papers was, consequently, enormously better. Obviously, most people aren’t capable of reading such papers, so they are easily confused.

And now Fauci himself is saying exactly what I did in January of 2021, and everybody goes, “well, of course, nobody could have known back then.”

Gosh, that was a stupid time.

The notification that “Biden signs an executive order to shut down the Southern border” appeared on my work desktop.

This sounded like a fabrication, so I Googled. Of course, it was a fabrication. What really happened is this:

WASHINGTON — Facing mounting political pressure over the migrant influx at the U.S. southern border, President Joe Biden on Tuesday signed an executive order that will temporarily shut down asylum requests once the average number of daily encounters tops 2,500 between official ports of entry, according to a senior administration official.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna155426

Only a few months ago, Biden needed Congress to pass a bill to do this. Reminders that he had all the authority needed for this measure were dismissed as right-wing propaganda. Of course, letting in 2,500 people a day still constitutes almost a million people per year in addition to an even larger number of legal immigrants plus those who cross the border illegally without being apprehended. This is not “shutting down the border” but an absolute travesty. Of course, 2,500 illegal migrants a day is worse than up to 13,000 a day that we’ve been having until now. But the border is still wide open and let’s not forget it.

The Washington Post CEO told the writers at the newspaper that nobody wants to read what they write. In response, an angry staffer immediately revealed why WashPo is losing relevance and will continue to do so:

“We are going to turn this thing around, but let’s not sugarcoat it. It needs turning around,” Lewis said. “We are losing large amounts of money. Your audience has halved in recent years. People are not reading your stuff. Right. I can’t sugarcoat it anymore.”

Another staffer accused Lewis of choosing two of his “buddies” to run the Post.

“The most cynical interpretation sort of feels like you chose two of your buddies to come in and help run The Post,” the staffer said. “And we now have four White men running three newsrooms.”

https://www.foxnews.com/media/wapo-boss-sounds-alarm-over-dwindling-audience-heated-staff-meeting-people-reading-your-stuff

These people are literally writing themselves out of jobs, yet they can’t stop. It’s fascinating to watch.

I kind of got distracted from Latin America and missed that Mexicans elected a Jewish woman as president. She’s far-left, so a lot of good it will do for Mexico. This is the kind of person who likes to chirp excitedly that she’s “a citizen of the world”, so you can imagine. But there’s value in having a person with a Jewish last name becoming Mexican president, so there’s value in that. Her predecessor Andrés Manuel López Obrador appealed to his imaginary Aztec ancestry a lot but hopefully the new president being named Sheinbaum will spare us at least that kind of silliness.

As intensely rigid as I am in my private life, I’m a model of fluidity in my professional life. I have now effectively abandoned my activities as a paid translator to be an unpaid professor in Ukraine.

But if you want to see people who are really not rigid, get a fill of the creators of borscht-flavored ice-cream:

By the way, the difference between how Jews and non-Jews make borscht in Ukraine is that Jews add sugar to it. As the saying goes, the life of a Jew is bitter enough, so it makes sense to sweeten every dish.